Monday, October 24, 2016


In my 8 years of being a parent, I have endured my fair share of verbal abuse from my children. Most of it is generic - You're the worst mom ever; You're so mean; I'm never talking to you again; I hate you, etc.  Blah blah blah, been there done that; it's all white noise to me.

But some of it, particularly from my 8 year old, has been truly amazing.  I'm talking evil, well thought out, deep, authentic insults.  A few years ago, I started writing them down, and today, I am officially launching my new website Kidsults, where you can purchase said insults on t-shirts, onesies, and coffee mugs.

Here are a sampling of some of the invectives that appear on the products: 

Are these not the most fabulous insults ever?  

For years now, my husband and I have been saying we need to make a business out of this.  It started out as a joke, and then two weeks ago, I started playing on the internet and here we are. This is a fun whim, and if it turns out to amount to something, I'll have my kids to thank.  And you. Because the only real marketing I'm doing is on this blog.  So share, share, share, if you are so inclined.  :)

You can find the official website here (

You can like the Facebook page here.

You can follow us on Twitter here.

And on Instagram here.

Thanks for any and all of your support!  And if you do purchase something, send me a picture of you or your child sporting the kidsult (you can email me at or

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